May 2013
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
thatoneirishlass:
fuji09:
stayy0ungandwild:
stayathomechic:
No flavor key on your box of chocolates? Maybe this will help:
•Caramels are usually square. •Chocolates with soft centers, such as truffles and whips, are round. •Rectangular candies are typically filled with nougat. •Oval candies most often contain butter fudge. •Nut Clusters are usually round and have a chunky surface.
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mycroft-holmes-approves:
bodaciouscans:
ladyavenger:
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal
i fucking love this fandom ok
andivictoria:
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
uncoordinatedlaughter:
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
sorry. not sorry
scheherazodd:
Watching Hannibal cook
Remembering that he’s cooking people
